In the days of yore
There was a gang of wives
Causing trouble
Looking for some more
Said their goodbyes
To their husbands
Said "You just don't get it
It's a gang of wives"

A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives

Come on
Honey
Tell me the truth
Don't you think you married a woman with a heart like a fuse?
Come on
Darling
I have a plan
I'll buy us all one-way tickets to a strange land
And we can go as we please
Free as we can be
Come on
Ladies
Let's all flee
'Cause we are

A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives

A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives
A gang of wives